January 2010
i just found a magic cigarette.
Catcher in the Rye Author J.D. Salinger Dead at 91 →
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how sad is it
that i’m texting around asking everyone for clean piss to pass a urine test? FFFFMMMLLLL
Meet the New DEA Administrator... →
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I shit on you and your family.
I hate Algebra II more than I hate the Holocaust...
i'm very excited about what just happened.
Whats the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls are slapping against her ass, you’re in. Definitely.
Reblog with what you're allergic to ....
remapping-the-human-soul:
fuckyeahtumblarityhelp:
murry-grace:
iixo:
hair dye, cheap soap, washing up liquid, feathers, lanolin, hot chocolate and fibreglass.
bee stings, and the cold. it’s sad, if i’m out too long without a jacket, i get hives.
meat, dust, animal fur.
i have eczema.. bust out in rashes all the friggin time.. thanks dad .. fuckin genes man.
Peppermint &...
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i really wanna tell you that you got a really...
buuuuuut i’m just gunna keep my mouth shut. you know.
qualityblog:
Approx. 78 rapes occur every hour, 1.3 rapes a minute.
Instead of saying I have to be somewhere in 20 minutes, I’m just going to start saying that I need to be there in 26 rapes.
Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a...
Slant magazine's 50 best music videos of the... →
theduty:
adamisacson:
I’ll never, ever have time to watch all of these. But it’s a good list.
well played, sir.
There is a bar in London that sells vaporized...
ohyeahfacts:
(The Best Book of Useless Information Ever)
Today
I have come to realize that I am depressed for a large variety of reasons. I was prescribed medicine for it. But now, after three years of 200 mg’s of Zoloft and 1 mg of Risperidone, it’s like I’m not even on medicine because I’m so goddamned immue to it. All of it. And all I’ve been doing about it is smoking so much weed that I don’t even remember why...
The definition of me. →
i peeel you, bananaaa
I can no longer tell where you end and I begin.
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She took my heart, i think she took my soul
good luck.
for your sake i hope heaven and hell are really there, but i wouldn’t hold my breath.
I believe the root of this little experiment has...
deadashistory:
This has been a Public Service Announcement from yours truly
jose, i love you.