January 2009
im with Kendall. Her exact words…. ‘dude so saturday me and natalie took a bunch of laxitives. it was awesome. There was poop everywhere.’
December 2008
-curious-
jspurg:
chasingcars:
what’s everyone’s favorite fall out boy song?
and if you don’t like them, that doesn’t make you any cooler so feel free to not respond with some dick comment.
“The Pros And Cons Of Breathing” =)
NOBOD PUTS BBY IN TEH CORNUR! (coustic vershun)
Let us begin the Great Tumblr AIM Screenname...
jspurg:
fcukthequeen:
michaelmcgee:
thelosspeaks:
cloudymess:
oBrightestStarx
TheLosStrikesBak (though that might change soons)
michaelmcgee1
fcukthequeen
jspurgiscrunk (new name since the last time i did one of these)
yltfos os
GUESS WHO OFFICIALLY HAS A MOTHERFUCKIN
MACBOOK!
50 Free Sites to Watch Movies and TV Online →
cloudymess:
fantasyaction:
iammattjordan:
joshawesome:
bitchville:
(via chvnx)
Don't be scared, but this will BLOW YOUR MIND! →
sparklesyndrome:
hello-therelove:
coooool.
Flowers bloom and die Wind brings butterflies or snow A stone won’t notice
Plural forms of "clitoris" →
Uh, shit.
Worker bees can leave Even drones can fly away The queen is their slave
so i got a twitter account. i traded it for my...
baitandswitch:
so you know, whatever.
jspurg:
blaise:
sixbarphrase:
Tell me you guys...
“This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it.”
– John Adams
“The darker things get, the better I see.”
Hmph.
I need to get into the habit of liking things versus always reblogging them. You see, I’m flattered when I’m reblogged.. but I hope it’s the same for everyone else. I hope that the ‘the joo reblogged your post: blah blah blah’ dark blue bar doesn’t get annoying..
It seems trendy...
chasingcars:
So I’m gonna post my top 5(6 actually) Tumblrs.In no particular order.
1. jspurg-I haven’t been following him very long, but everything he posts is like..autoreblog. We have a lot of the same likes.
2.thejoo-She loves Anthony Green and all her posts are the shit. What more needs to be said? and she has Brand New playing on her page= auto win.
3.theapplejuicepact-if I remember...
Did I ever tell you that I've been struck by... →
(via theapplejuicepact)
OMG<3
“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what...”
– -John Mayer
heh.
(via hello-therelove)
story of my life. well, kinda.
(via abirdfriend)
O_O
the best thing in the history of everything. →
deadshot:
entrails:
platypodes:
rainiscalling:
howl:
(via pavlove)
the other day I couldn’t find my family and I went from freaking the fuck out to “MAYBE THEY’RE AT OLIVE GARDEN” and everything seemed okay after that
old meme is old. but unlike other old memes, it still brings the lulz.
“Sleeping’s for dreamers.”
Watchthedailywhat:
Lesbian Vampire Killers, an upcoming sexploitation horror flick with what is undeniably one of the top 10 movie names of all time, finally gets a trailer.
It’s just a teaser, but we’re not about to complain (did we mention the movie is called Lesbian Vampire Killers?).
Look for the film at a grindhouse near you beginning March 20.
[via.]
o shit?
Best of 2008.
Mine as well post this on here, too. I’m forgetting a LOT for any category that doesn’t have a “TOP ” before it. And yeah, I’m aware that there’s probably better. Here’s what’s the best of what I’ve listened to this year….
Top 10 Albums of the Year: 10. Weezer “The Red Album” 9. MGMT “Oracular Spectacular” 8....
Knock, knock..
Sleeping with pants on
whatannoysus:
They just slide up your leg. Moral of the story: Don’t wear pants.
Sleeping with a shirt on. It slides up your back. Moral of the story?….
Geek Poem
deadshot:
srsly:
inothernews:
isopod:nashamble:peetypassion:
The text of the poem follows:
<>!*''# ^"`$$- !*=@$_ %*<>~#4 &[]../ |{,,SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar under-score, Percent splat...
